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Fazerloz
05-12-2015, 14:36
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. :cheers:

trevskoda
05-12-2015, 15:26
If you had been thinking right you would have watered the lawn with the beer so it would come up half cut saving you time doing it so soon again.:cheers:

SeanW
05-12-2015, 18:49
If you had been thinking right you would have watered the lawn with the beer so it would come up half cut saving you time doing it so soon again.:cheers:

Can I filter the beer through my kidneys first?


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