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loulou
15-12-2015, 17:33
When you see a pretty woman

Please consider the following: :idea-007:



No matter how beautiful she is

No matter how sexy she is

No matter how seductive she is

No matter how sultry she looks

No matter how big her tits are

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this. :sad:

That sh1t happens when you get older.

Sorry for wasting your time! :bow::bow::bow:

Tezza33
15-12-2015, 18:21
Lets be honest, when we see a young pretty woman we are like the dog chasing a car, if it caught it it couldn't drive

Teutone
15-12-2015, 18:27
Lets be honest, when we see a young pretty woman we are like the dog chasing a car, if it caught it it couldn't drive

speak for yourself, it's like riding a bicycle :lol-053:

Tezza33
15-12-2015, 18:36
speak for yourself, it's like riding a bicycle :lol-053:I keep falling off

rockape
15-12-2015, 18:56
speak for yourself, it's like riding a bicycle :lol-053:Agreed,,, any old thing will do to learn on ,,,,,,,,,,and then get a racer.

alcam
15-12-2015, 19:53
When you see a pretty woman

Please consider the following: :idea-007:



No matter how beautiful she is

No matter how sexy she is

No matter how seductive she is

No matter how sultry she looks

No matter how big her tits are

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this. :sad:

That sh1t happens when you get older.

Sorry for wasting your time! :bow::bow::bow:

My grandfather only had one piece of advice ; When you get a girl into bed run your hand down her back and its the second hole you come to !

rockape
15-12-2015, 20:01
My grandfather only had one piece of advice ; When you get a girl into bed run your hand down her back and its the second hole you come to !If you go down the front you don,t miss all the fun.

Alf
15-12-2015, 20:30
When you see a pretty woman

Please consider the following: :idea-007:



No matter how beautiful she is

No matter how sexy she is

No matter how seductive she is

No matter how sultry she looks

No matter how big her tits are

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this. :sad:

That sh1t happens when you get older.

Sorry for wasting your time! :bow::bow::bow:


What was I going to Say

Tezza33
15-12-2015, 20:35
My grandfather only had one piece of advice ; When you get a girl into bed run your hand down her back and its the second hole you come to !Not good advice if your new girlfriend has an ulcer on her back

:rolleyes2:

alcam
15-12-2015, 21:36
Not good advice if your new girlfriend has an ulcer on her back

:rolleyes2:

EH!

Tezza33
15-12-2015, 23:08
EH!You have obviously not seen the ulcers I have, look at stage five
Decubitus Ulcer or Pressure Ulcer or Bedsores|Causes|Symptoms|Treatment|Surgery (http://www.epainassist.com/skin/decubitus-ulcer-or-pressure-ulcer-or-bedsores)


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