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tiderus
17-12-2015, 08:58
You know how good luck comes in three’s.
Couldn’t believe I’d won four hundred and fifty pounds on the lottery.
Then after three years of being on the dole. I got this job as a conductor,
on this executive bus, going all over the country.

Now here’s where it got even better.
Traveling up the country we picked up this very attractive woman,
As the bus was empty, she started to chat to me.

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She was dressed to attract a mate, and looked at me all the time.
I checked my reflection in the window. Bit of snow on top, but she's got taste.

Well to be absolutely honest. I couldn’t take my eyes off her breasts.
Call it human nature, and she caught me looking a few times.
All she did was smile. Then she asked me if I was ''going to Oldham''.

Anyone can make a mistake!!!
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Me case comes up next Tuesday

Rgd's Graham.

Pauljenny
17-12-2015, 13:15
I bet you thought you were going to Bangor .

jeffmossy
17-12-2015, 18:23
Or even going to Cockermouth :scared:


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