View Full Version : Her diary vs. his diary

19-12-2015, 13:17
Her diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "nothing". I asked him if was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say "I love you too". When we got home, I felt as though I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there, quietly watching TV. He continued to be distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About fifteen minutes later. he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:
Motorcycle won't start… Can't figure out why.

Martin P
19-12-2015, 14:05
There you are ladies
Not so hard to understand are we?

19-12-2015, 14:29
Sometimes yes!!

19-12-2015, 19:37
Ha Ha that's bloody great, even the wife liked that. :lol-049:

19-12-2015, 19:45
That was funny! I read it out to swmbo,and was laughing heartily,swmbo just shook her head!

19-12-2015, 19:53
I had to ring the mother inlaw and ask her to come over as the wife had lost her voice.
When her mum arrived the wife greeted her at the door hi mum nice to see you come in,her mother looked over at me and said i thought she had lost her voice,i replied must be a miracle for she ant spoke to me for over a week now.