View Full Version : Old Fart Rugby

05-01-2016, 20:19
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes wind and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'

The old man replied, 'its fart rugby.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Try and conversion, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,

'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

'Try and conversion, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,

'Drop goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally #$%*s in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

05-01-2016, 20:22
I normally hate those contrived jokes..... but that was REALLY funny..... you can almost imagine it happening .... :giggle: