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Siimplyloco
09-01-2016, 22:30
Two young brothers, 7 and 5 years old, are talking in their bedroom before going down to breakfast. The older boy says "Now that we're grown up I think we should start swearing like dad does when he's cross with Mum". "I'll start and you follow me".

They go down to breakfast and Mum says to the older boy: "What do you want for breakfast: Corn Flakes or Shreddies?"

"I'll have Shreddies, Bitch!" says the little 'un, for which he receives a sharp hard clout around his head.

"What do you want for breakfast?" says mum to the five year old. The boy responds with "Well, I certainly don't want the ***king Shreddies!"

John


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