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vindiboy
04-02-2016, 08:37
Boarding planes in Israel



Such a simple and brilliant idea! It's hard to beat Israeli technology!



TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you,... but it will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.



Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone.

There's none of the stuff about racial profiling, and it eliminates the costs of long, expensive trials....



So, you're in the airport terminal... and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter, a public address announcement:



" Cleanup in booth #8



Attention to all standby passengers....,

El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.

snowbirds
04-02-2016, 10:12
But is it Kosher,:lol-053::lol-053:

Snowbirds.:wave:



Boarding planes in Israel



Such a simple and brilliant idea! It's hard to beat Israeli technology!



TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you,... but it will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.



Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone.

There's none of the stuff about racial profiling, and it eliminates the costs of long, expensive trials....



So, you're in the airport terminal... and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter, a public address announcement:



" Cleanup in booth #8



Attention to all standby passengers....,

El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.


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