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RoaminRog
04-02-2016, 15:37
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

st3v3
04-02-2016, 15:50
I've been hanging weights from my penis to make it longer. I think it's working.





















It's gone black already

:)

Wully
04-02-2016, 19:04
My wife's 90 year old father who's nealy def came back from doctors proclaiming he had a vagina. Turns out he had angina...

izwozral
04-02-2016, 19:10
My wife's 90 year old father who's nealy def came back from doctors proclaiming he had a vagina. Turns out he had angina...

Was it acute vagina?

GWAYGWAY
04-02-2016, 19:31
I've been hanging weights from my penis to make it longer. I think it's working.





















It's gone black already

:)
I think a 28lb weight is too much of it and it scuffs your shoes.

yorkieowl
04-02-2016, 20:15
Well I thought you were going to say you'd just had a vasectomy, hubbies went black after. :lol-049::giggle:

rockape
05-02-2016, 06:41
Was it acute vagina?

A tidy one.


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