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Pauljenny
16-04-2017, 09:22
Kim staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Li. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell,Kim sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt
cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed..
In the morning,Kim woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
Kim said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'
'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

yorkshireCPLE
16-04-2017, 09:39
Kim staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Li. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell,Kim sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt
cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed..
In the morning,Kim woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
Kim said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'
'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.



LOL this takes me back a good few years to when i was a young lad with long hair (when it would grow)

Out with the hair dryer, plug it in and away we go... Oh bugger the fans not working it's just making a noise!!! Then the girlfriend (wife as of now) said "try pointing it at yourself rather than the mirror!!" and she took her time in telling me!!!!!

(IDIOT!! came to mind) lol......

yorkslass
16-04-2017, 10:37
:lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:

yorkshireCPLE
16-04-2017, 11:32
:lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:


Funny that, cause that's just what she was doing!!!! lol...


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