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10-06-2017, 20:43
In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin .
Instructors are also advised that a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying .
This is a perfect example of this teaching :
Getting a hairdryer through customs ....
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her,

'Father, may I ask a favor of you ?'
'Of course child . What can I do for you ?'
I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday . It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it . Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me ? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me ?'
'I would love to help you my dear ; but, I must warn you , I will not lie !'
'With your honest face , Father, I'm sure no one will question you !'

When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
'Father , do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist , I have nothing to declare .'

The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked ,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor ?'
'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.'

Roaring with laughter , the official said, 'Go ahead, Father . Next , please !'