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Les Haro
20-12-2017, 02:30
Went to the garden centre and bought the Christmas tree yesterday.
Got to the checkout and the girl/boy with purple hair and bits of metal through nose says
"Are you going to put that up yourself Sir"
"No you sick little twerp, it's going in the living room"

yorkslass
20-12-2017, 08:30
Season of goodwill :lol-053:

mossypossy
20-12-2017, 11:11
Bought six tree decorations and upon opening box at home there were only five.
Returned to checkout guy to complain. "One of my balls is missing!"

1807truckman
20-12-2017, 16:12
Just been to a garden centre and they have Christmas trees BOGOF, who needs 2 Christmas trees?

Graham

chrismilo
20-12-2017, 16:21
Husband says to wife why are you putting tinsel up your f@nny ?
Wife replies for the Christmas period !


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