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Mightyduk1
24-01-2018, 17:58
Police came round and knocked on the van earlier. Told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike.
I told them it cant be my dog, as my dog doesn't even have a bike.



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Pauljenny
24-01-2018, 20:00
Don't crack that joke at the job interview tomorrow.
YOU'LL be on your bike.

Mightyduk1
24-01-2018, 20:05
Don't crack that joke at the job interview tomorrow.
YOU'LL be on your bike.

How about this one?

man and wife are making a new password for the computer. man types "mypenis", wife falls to the floor laughing cause the computer says "error: too short"


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Mightyduk1
24-01-2018, 20:09
Sorry I have some bad ones.


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