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GinaRon
09-06-2018, 23:09
Saw this on my facebook page and thought you might find it amusing


HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE .
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - legal and general.
Sex on the telephone - direct line.
Sex with your partner -standard life .
Sex with someone different - go compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -more than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - commercial Union .
Sex with your maid -employers liability.
Sex with an oap - saga .
Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident .
Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk- Abbey Life
Sex with Navy Officers- Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - confused. Com
Make sure you are adequately covered


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