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channa
27-06-2018, 07:05
After the last caper, and groan buttons you will like this one

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives
a complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Channa

trevskoda
27-06-2018, 07:08
This hot weather is cert giving some folk a lot of probs:lol-053::lol-053::lol-053:

oldish hippy
27-06-2018, 07:08
thought they mummified them then then they started singing pick up penguin so the get picked up and put on supermarket shelf hence why you dont see dead penguins in the artic

channa
27-06-2018, 07:19
thought they mummified them then then they started singing pick up penguin so the get picked up and put on supermarket shelf hence why you dont see dead penguins in the artic

Perhaps so , for the same reason Polar bears don't eat them ,,,,,,they cant get the wrappers off !

Channa

helen262
27-06-2018, 07:57
What do they sing to the lady penguins?

trevskoda
27-06-2018, 08:15
What do they sing to the lady penguins?

The put them under stones and sing,get your rocks of.:scared:

Pauljenny
27-06-2018, 09:52
How do Eskimos kill polar bears ?

They buy a bag of frozen peas from Aldi.

Make a hole in the ice and scatter the peas around it.

When the bear comes for a pea...
They kick it in the icehole..

I may have misheard that last word ?

channa
27-06-2018, 10:06
How do Eskimos kill polar bears ?

They buy a bag of frozen peas from Aldi.

Make a hole in the ice and scatter the peas around it.

When the bear comes for a pea...
They kick it in the icehole..

I may have misheard that last word ?

Trevs right Paul this hot weather ( or might be the vino rouge ) is having a weird and wonderful effect on the forum.

I have just been banned from Band Q , this fella walks up in Orange jumpsuit and asks If I want decking !! ??......Anyway I got first thump in

Channa


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