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19-07-2018, 19:41
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece .

He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes
and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy .

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

Finally Billy, who had married a Scottish girl.

He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed,
windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless Scottish Women........

19-07-2018, 21:12
He's on something...
Is it on prescription?
Can I have some?

19-07-2018, 21:14
It happens once you reach a certain age.:lol-053: