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channa
18-08-2018, 03:32
While out riding Maureen the moped, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in the ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new A5 convertible pulled up with a very pretty lady driver who asked, "Are you alright?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, Get in and Ill take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, Im a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her home which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the bike, I expect."

Channa

Herbenny
18-08-2018, 05:48
While out riding Maureen the moped, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in the ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new A5 convertible pulled up with a very pretty lady driver who asked, "Are you alright?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, Get in and Ill take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, Im a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her home which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the bike, I expect."

Channa

😂😂😂

Pauljenny
18-08-2018, 08:24
You old rascal.. !
You nearly had us going for a moment.
Keep 'em coming.

saxonrosie
18-08-2018, 08:53
I only opened this post to be sympathetic, fooled me .😂😂😂

kensowerby
20-08-2018, 07:52
Channa, where is the deer, i could do with it as we are running short of Bambi burgers for the Bar Bee.:banana::banana:


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