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Admin
12-03-2019, 11:32
Thats right!

Less than 50!

Isn't that awesome.

Minisorella
12-03-2019, 11:40
Totally awesome!! :cool1:

Admin
12-03-2019, 11:42
Totally awesome!! :cool1:

Shhhhhhh they will hear you!

delicagirl
12-03-2019, 11:42
4*200 - yea !!

Admin
12-03-2019, 11:45
4*200 - yea !!

4*200 - 1 would be less than 800

Minisorella
12-03-2019, 11:46
Shhhhhhh they will hear you!

:ninja::ninja::ninja:

The laird
12-03-2019, 11:53
Short trouser brigade (secret society)funny handshake?

wildebus
12-03-2019, 11:56
Thats right!

Less than 800!

Isn't that awesome.
I like 794 :)

Admin
12-03-2019, 12:18
Dong!

The laird
12-03-2019, 12:19
Keep charging phil

Makzine
12-03-2019, 12:40
OK I know we only popped out to get a couple of bits of shopping but in that time we've obviously missed something because there is now 800 of them :bow::shag::wave:

Minisorella
12-03-2019, 12:43
Dong!

Could you speak up please... my ears are ringing :wacko:

Pauljenny
12-03-2019, 13:57
Less than 800.
Is that the number of members who think you're brilliant, Phil ?
Or is it a Brexshit, ( as Sean Connery would say ), question?

2cv
12-03-2019, 14:01
Less than 500 now perhaps.

linkshouse
12-03-2019, 14:19
Thats right!

Less than 800!

Isn't that awesome.

Probably, if you say so...

Less than 800 what?

Minisorella
12-03-2019, 14:38
Less than 500 now perhaps.
Around 745 I think ;)

caledonia
12-03-2019, 14:47
Thats right!

Less than 800!

Isn't that awesome.

Green bottles hanging on a wall! Cmon all join in now!

toasty
12-03-2019, 15:03
:confused: :anyone:

oppy
12-03-2019, 15:06
:confused: :anyone:

Sperm count ??

Wooie1958
12-03-2019, 15:24
Pennies left in the bank :scared:

trevskoda
12-03-2019, 15:26
Better out than in,said the girl to the sailor.

caledonia
12-03-2019, 16:15
Thats right!

Less than 800!

Isn't that awesome.

Payments on the ďHymerĒ! 😂👍

2cv
12-03-2019, 16:47
https://youtu.be/PE_wgnZJzw8

Looser cruiser
12-03-2019, 16:53
So the diets going well then😜

molly 2
12-03-2019, 17:46
Less than 800 Watts today

yorkslass
12-03-2019, 18:19
Less than 800 hours to your Netherlands adventure.

campervanannie
12-03-2019, 18:21
Less than 800 hours to your Netherlands adventure.

😂😂 heís not going ☹️

andyjanet
12-03-2019, 19:05
Less than 800 full members on here who havenít
Joined the other side (motorhomer)

Looser cruiser
12-03-2019, 20:25
Some kind of milestone in number of forum posts.

Admin
12-03-2019, 20:43
Sorry I mislead you less than 700 dongs

wildebus
12-03-2019, 21:18
Sorry I mislead you less than 700 dongs

"and 565 Dings, what" as Terry Thomas would say :)

Looser cruiser
12-03-2019, 21:37
70155

andyjanet
12-03-2019, 22:21
Sorry I mislead you less than 700 dongs
Itís always the same someone in charge moving the goalposts 😄😄😄

Tezza33
12-03-2019, 23:34
Sorry I mislead you less than 700 dongsLess than 700 male members, that doesn't sound right :confused::confused::confused::confused::idea::ide a::idea::scared:

Wooie1958
13-03-2019, 05:50
The amount of photos of your willie still circulating on the internet Urban Dictionary: dong (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dong)

izwozral
13-03-2019, 07:45
And then the bell broke?

campervanannie
13-03-2019, 08:04
🎉🎉 days Until the big 50 🎉🎉

delicagirl
13-03-2019, 08:22
you off to Vietnam for a holiday Phil?

Admin
13-03-2019, 08:47
Soon we will reach a milestone.

1,000,000 submitted posts. So we will have a post with the id 1000000!

To celebrate this I am going to make the member who makes that post a Vietnamese Millionaire by gifting them 1,000,000 VND (Vietnamese Dongs).

A millionaire for the millionth post!

izwozral
13-03-2019, 09:42
£32.89 @ today's rate. Woohoo, that'll buy me a bottle of single malt.

groyne
13-03-2019, 10:11
It'll pay for my diesel to the ferry port:D

Admin
13-03-2019, 10:20
£32.89 @ today's rate. Woohoo, that'll buy me a bottle of single malt.

I am actually going to make it a £35 Amazon voucher so you have more money to live your millionaire lifestyle!

:angel:

molly 2
13-03-2019, 10:37
OK

nicholsong
13-03-2019, 10:49
Talk about a 'shaggy dog' thread?

trixie88
13-03-2019, 10:50
better get our fingers busy typing then...........Hmmmmm...

Admin
13-03-2019, 11:32
Less than 600

groyne
13-03-2019, 12:24
I am actually going to make it a £35 Amazon voucher so you have more money to live your millionaire lifestyle!

:angel:

Diesel and a cup of coffee then.:dance:

trixie88
13-03-2019, 13:32
wonder how long it will take.........will it be all over by the end of the week

delicagirl
13-03-2019, 13:43
Talk about a 'shaggy dog' thread?

shouldn't it be a 'shaggy dong' story?

andyjanet
13-03-2019, 14:22
I bet itís done before brexit

andyjanet
13-03-2019, 14:24
Is there anywhere I can watch it count down ?
Itís got to be more exciting than the foul weather in troooooon😄

2cv
13-03-2019, 14:27
I hope a space is saved for the winner on millionaires row at Hereford.

andyjanet
13-03-2019, 14:27
£32.89 @ today's rate. Woohoo, that'll buy me a bottle of single malt.

Ooooh can you buy that from amazon 😄

2cv
13-03-2019, 16:34
Only about 500 more posts till someone becomes a millionaire.

delicagirl
13-03-2019, 17:08
Only about 500 more posts till someone becomes a millionaire.

a dong millionaire = now that WOULD be an interesting term to complete the "current occupation" space in a job application.....

REC
13-03-2019, 17:14
When my son went travelling, he sent us a photo of himself surrounded by money....he had 2,000,000 in Lao kip!!
Now £176

Tbear
13-03-2019, 17:20
I make it £32.64 so if I win, give it to Comic Relief as we are having a laugh.

Richard

Pauljenny
13-03-2019, 19:26
Won't make much difference to Management...
She thinks she's married to a millionaire.

Admin
13-03-2019, 19:28
Just a bit a fun really, hopefully, whoever wins will show us photos of their new lifestyle.

yorkslass
13-03-2019, 20:43
I'm going to be like Viv Nicholson........spend, spend, spend. :lol-053:

Admin
13-03-2019, 20:52
450 donks

helen262
14-03-2019, 04:58
Won't make much difference to Management...
She thinks she's married to a millionaire.

Have you not told her the truth yet Paul?

izwozral
14-03-2019, 07:17
Do we get a prize giving ceremony? Thinking along the lines of double doors, lots of dry ice, Phil in a sparkly jacket, microphone, an audience of hundreds and a "tonight wildcampers, the winner is (pregnant pause).......?" Fireworks go off, the audience goes wild and out steps the winner weeping tears of sheer unadulterated joy.

Please let us know Phil, many of us will need to do a shop at Primani to buy our gala outfit.

Wooie1958
14-03-2019, 10:40
Only about 500 more posts till someone becomes a millionaire.


How do you work that one out :confused: at approx 11.36 today it only said 873,228 posts 70180

Borders2
14-03-2019, 10:57
I am now a fully paid up member of totallyconfused.com.

What the f*** is going on?

B2

Looser cruiser
14-03-2019, 11:10
Better dig my good elastic band out just in case thatís a lot of money.😂

Minisorella
14-03-2019, 11:31
How do you work that one out :confused: at approx 11.36 today it only said 873,228 posts 70180

I don't know for sure but I wonder if it's because Phil's figure is total posts ever made on the forum, whereas the figure on that page reflects only posts remaining in the database? I suspect there must be a huge number of posts that have been removed from the database over the years for one reason or another.
Never mind though... it's only a bit of fun :)

Wooie1958
14-03-2019, 13:44
I am now a fully paid up member of totallyconfused.com.

What the f*** is going on?

B2

Try to keep up, there`s a good chap :rolleyes2: :lol-049:

Pauljenny
14-03-2019, 14:45
Are we nearly there yet.
Have I got time for a pee?

Pauljenny
14-03-2019, 14:48
Have you not told her the truth yet Paul?

I always tell her the truth...
Even most of the lies it tell are true.

Admin
14-03-2019, 17:11
How do you work that one out :confused: at approx 11.36 today it only said 873,228 posts 70180

I said "1,000,000 submitted posts. So we will have a post with the id 1000000!" I did not say that they still existed!

Admin
14-03-2019, 17:11
less than 300 dongs left to be earned for out millionaire.

andyjanet
14-03-2019, 18:29
Itís like a 70s porn movie who will be crowned king or queen dong oops tmi

izwozral
14-03-2019, 18:38
Itís like a 70s porn movie who will be crowned king or queen dong oops tmi

Are they the ones with fast rock guitar and the German guy saying "umm, dat was gutt" after he had finished attending to the hollering and simpering housefrau.

Not that I have ever seen a 70's porn film.

Honest.

andyjanet
14-03-2019, 18:49
Are they the ones with fast rock guitar and the German guy saying "umm, dat was gutt" after he had finished attending to the hollering and simpering housefrau.

Not that I have ever seen a 70's porn film.

Honest.
Yes thatís the collection! Donít know what I will do when my video player stops working

Pauljenny
14-03-2019, 19:19
Are they the ones with fast rock guitar and the German guy saying "umm, dat was gutt" after he had finished attending to the hollering and simpering housefrau.

Not that I have ever seen a 70's porn film.

Honest.

I thought your face was familiar, Ral.
No wonder you didn't watch 70s porn films...
.
.
You were too busy starring in them !

izwozral
14-03-2019, 19:23
I thought your face was familiar, Ral.
No wonder you didn't watch 70s porn films...
.
.
You were too busy starring in them !

Aye you are right Paul, I was known as Little Weiner, not sure why as I am quite tall?

Pauljenny
14-03-2019, 19:53
Aye you are right Paul, I was known as Little Weiner, not sure why as I am quite tall?

True, indeed.
Size is unimportant, as you were able to demonstrate.
Take the scalpel away from the Surgeon.. Then give him a garden spade, to do a vasectomy...
And see which gives the best results.

That's always been my philosophy..!

izwozral
14-03-2019, 20:00
True, indeed.
Size is unimportant, as you were able to demonstrate.
Take the scalpel away from the Surgeon.. Then give him a garden spade, to do a vasectomy...
And see which gives the best results.

That's always been my philosophy..!

That thought is making my eyes water, OUCH.

Martin P
14-03-2019, 21:04
True, indeed.
Size is unimportant, as you were able to demonstrate.
Take the scalpel away from the Surgeon.. Then give him a garden spade, to do a vasectomy...
And see which gives the best results.

That's always been my philosophy..!

Never long before we start talking bollocks

2cv
15-03-2019, 07:13
Someone here should be today sometime!


https://youtu.be/l6y20VCCal4

st3v3
15-03-2019, 07:18
.. Then give him a garden spade, to do a vasectomy...


Hmmmm.

Want a laugh? | Motorhomer (https://motorhomer.com/threads/want-a-laugh.38619/)

royh28
15-03-2019, 07:32
Thought if I read this thread from start to finish I would understand what was going on! Will still need to get SWMBO to read and explain! :lol-053:

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 07:42
Has it happened yet ?

2cv
15-03-2019, 07:44
Has it happened yet ?

Just over 200 to go.

2cv
15-03-2019, 07:49
Thought if I read this thread from start to finish I would understand what was going on! Will still need to get SWMBO to read and explain! :lol-053:

A quick precis to save her a lot of effort;
Soon Wild Camping will have had a million posts. This does not tally with what is said at the bottom of the home page because over the years many posts have be removed or deleted.
To the lucky millionth poster millionaire status will be awarded as Phil has generously donated 1 million Vietnamese Dong, which he will round up to £35 in Amazon vouchers.
HTH

izwozral
15-03-2019, 07:56
Vouchers, VOUCHERS, CHUFFING VOUCHERS???? I want DONGS, how the bleedin 'ell can I bathe in a voucher? Well naffed off now. Ooh look at me I'm a voucheraire, it just doesn't sound right. Now a million dong notes that is what I call sexy.


:mad1::mad1::mad1:

Tbear
15-03-2019, 07:57
Where can we see the clock counting down or up???

Richard

2cv
15-03-2019, 08:01
Vouchers, VOUCHERS, CHUFFING VOUCHERS???? I want DONGS, how the bleedin 'ell can I bathe in a voucher? Well naffed off now. Ooh look at me I'm a voucheraire, it just doesn't sound right. Now a million dong notes that is what I call sexy.


:mad1::mad1::mad1:

Think that you would get two of these. Better to take the voucher

70196

delicagirl
15-03-2019, 08:01
tis just a ploy for more posts..... :camper:

2cv
15-03-2019, 08:03
tis just a ploy for more posts..... :camper:

Or as has been said before a bit of fun.

delicagirl
15-03-2019, 08:19
Or as has been said before a bit of fun.

i know - that's why i'm joining in.... :giggle:

Admin
15-03-2019, 08:20
less than 200 now

yorkslass
15-03-2019, 08:41
Decisions, decisions.
Shall I sit here with bated breath, finger poised, OR
Load up the van and get on the toad? :confused::D

2cv
15-03-2019, 08:42
What a day for landmarks, just noticed admins next post will be his 5000th.

izwozral
15-03-2019, 08:44
......and get on the toad? :confused::D[/QUOTE]

What ever floats your boat Sue, you little minx.

groyne
15-03-2019, 09:06
What a day for landmarks, just noticed admins next post will be his 5000th.

Wouldn't that be a coincidence if it coincided with you know what...................................... I'm just saying, honest.:raofl:


I take it, this wasn't the post.:rolleyes2:

2cv
15-03-2019, 09:10
Wouldn't that be a coincidence if it coincided with you know what...................................... I'm just saying, honest.:raofl:


I take it, this wasn't the post.:rolleyes2:

No, less than 180 to go.

trixie88
15-03-2019, 09:33
No, less than 180 to go.

lol...where did you find that bit of vital info from;;;;;looks like you have the heads up....lol

mark61
15-03-2019, 09:39
lol...where did you find that bit of vital info from;;;;;looks like you have the heads up....lol

171 now. I think :p

2cv
15-03-2019, 09:56
171 now. I think :p

Some people are just too smart.

RoadTrek Boy
15-03-2019, 10:22
I think this thread is just to prove that we're all barking....:banana::banana::banana:

Makzine
15-03-2019, 10:44
I think the answer is 42 :wave:

Martin P
15-03-2019, 11:10
There once was a wild old forum
Run by a fella called Phil.
Said "it may be quite wrong,
But I'll show you my dong,
As soon as your posts reach a mil.

yorkslass
15-03-2019, 13:11
......and get on the toad? :confused::D

What ever floats your boat Sue, you little minx.[/QUOTE]

Going to tow David behind the van:banana:

Bl@@dy predictive text.

andyjanet
15-03-2019, 13:35
There once was a wild old forum
Run by a fella called Phil.
Said "it may be quite wrong,
But I'll show you my dong,
As soon as your posts reach a mil.
Very good much better than Treva 70s porn star effort

mariesnowgoose
15-03-2019, 13:42
There was a young man named Martin
Who wrote poems about everyone fartin'
He giggled so hard
Whilst playing the bard
Mr P ..... just beware wot you's startin'! :p :)

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 13:49
This, I just have to say...
Don't post, while I tiptoe away.
Don't write a bunch, while I'm having my lunch...
.
Should be done by the end.of the day

Admin
15-03-2019, 13:50
Less than 100 dongs required now to make someone a millionaire.

caledonia
15-03-2019, 13:55
There was a young man from Tiree
Who got stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt?
He said he said not very much it can do it again if it likes.

andyjanet
15-03-2019, 14:09
Whooo the titles changed weíre gettin close

channa
15-03-2019, 14:14
Im just happy I know what folk are on about now

Channa

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 14:19
They say, " Ignorance is bliss ".


That's why I'm always happy..

mariesnowgoose
15-03-2019, 14:29
There is a young man called Paul
Spends winter in sua casa, Portugaul
With posts here and there
About weather both foul & fair
But mostly fair - Mr SmugFilter you got plenty gall! :p :)

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 14:34
Ta, very muchly, Marie.
You certainly know about me.
I don't need a letter, I'm sure you feel better. It's plain for the whole world to see.

Admin
15-03-2019, 14:54
Home straight less than 50 to go!

channa
15-03-2019, 14:59
Home straight less than 50 to go!

Lets hope we do better than the England cricket team then 50 seems a mountain for those lads

Channa

andyjanet
15-03-2019, 15:00
Thatís me done, good luck you lot Iím off to find somewhere less windy, oooh when I come back I might know a millionaire 😄

campervanannie
15-03-2019, 15:03
Is this anything to do with Brexit😂😂

wildebus
15-03-2019, 15:03
oooo, less then 50 to go! I am sure we can hit that number with Brexit, Frexit, Grexit,and Italix posts :rolleyes2:

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 15:15
It's exciting, innit?

Will the next post be the magic million.
To Hell with Euromillions.. This is much more fun..
And a better chance of winning!

groyne
15-03-2019, 15:20
Everyone should be limited to one more post each, to stop all the pointless drivel. :pc: :lol-049:

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 15:25
Everyone should be limited to one more post each, to stop all the pointless drivel. :pc: :lol-049:

Pointless drivel... ?
Without pointless drivel, Facebook and instagram would fold.
There would only be Grindr and the gambling websites working... And Amazon, of course

groyne
15-03-2019, 15:30
I rest my case.

B@gger that's my last post used. :rolleyes2:

2cv
15-03-2019, 15:59
Very close. Iím not posting again till it has happened as cheating would be in the wrong spirit.

st3v3
15-03-2019, 16:08
Did I win? Hey?

runnach
15-03-2019, 16:08
Very close. Iím not posting again till it has happened as cheating would be in the wrong spirit.

Cheating, you mean like the raffle at the last frog meet, remind me who won what?? :lol-053:

2cv
15-03-2019, 16:09
Did I win? Hey?

Yes

st3v3
15-03-2019, 16:11
Yes

Woo hooooo :)

It's a great milestone for the forum, well done everyone for making this place great.

2cv
15-03-2019, 16:11
Werenít you already on millionaires row at New Year?

wildebus
15-03-2019, 16:12
Cheating, you mean like the raffle at the last frog meet, remind me who won what?? :lol-053:

was the Prize a Plastic Comb? :dog:

Admin
15-03-2019, 16:13
Well done St3v3!

Here is the proof

70202

Minisorella
15-03-2019, 16:14
Did I win? Hey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT94urc-MVw

runnach
15-03-2019, 16:14
was the Prize a Plastic Comb? :dog:

I don't know, did you win it?

Admin
15-03-2019, 16:15
St3v3 wins the equivalent of one million Vietnamese Dongs VND in GBP.


£32.34

st3v3
15-03-2019, 16:21
St3v3 wins the equivalent of one million Vietnamese Dongs VND in GBP.


£32.34

Thanks Phil :)

andyjanet
15-03-2019, 16:22
Well done Steve, congrats Admin on your 1 millionth post 👍😄

andyjanet
15-03-2019, 16:23
Thanks Phil :)

What ya gonna buy, a new tap or some carpet or a bit of ply for the new van

st3v3
15-03-2019, 16:29
What ya gonna buy, a new tap or some carpet or a bit of ply for the new van

Yea, that. Or rum. Lol

campervanannie
15-03-2019, 16:51
Well done St3v3!

Here is the proof

70202

Well Ethel isnít going to be happy she thought it was in the bag.

trixie88
15-03-2019, 17:28
OH BUBBLES i missed it all........huh.......lol


CONGRATULATIONS to the winner...:wave: jolly good.....dont spend it all at once.........

Pauljenny
15-03-2019, 21:18
Nice gesture, Phil and good fun.
I wonder what the world will be like when the 2nd millionth post is being celebrated.
.

Will it still be in English or some other language, Chinese ?Russian ? Arabic ? Trumpesian.. ?
.

Will we be bumbling about in internal combustion motorhomes?
.

Will Britain still be trying for a satisfactory Brexit...
.

Will Tezza 33 have run out of venerable , ancient Jokes ?
.
Only time will tell.

Tezza33
15-03-2019, 22:36
Will Tezza 33 have run out of venerable , ancient Jokes ?
.
Only time will tell.I still posted a few after the prize was won;), but as I am stuck here with no van, low blood platelets, falling over and attending the hospital three times a week I need cheering up so you lot are going to get the brunt of my jokes.:lol-049:
well done st3v3, apart from me I couldn't think of anyone more deserving :dog:

Pauljenny
16-03-2019, 08:53
Keep your pecker up, Terry, give our love to Maggie.
What with you. Andy and Marie getting full value from the NHS, they ought to have a forum on here called ..
. " From the Sick Bay ".
We expect to find all three of you back in the rudest of good health. When we get out and about over the Summer.

1 Cup
16-03-2019, 14:28
It will be paid in pound sterling in 15 years time and of equal value around the world.:cool1: Dong
1 of 1000000


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