of course it is late the centipepde has only just finished putting his shoes on so we can forgive you this time as you didn't want to leave him on his own, we understand
The Talking Centipede
Cyril, a single guy, decided life would be more fun if
he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that
he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug),
who came in a little white box to use for his house. (a'hhh.)
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. (sweet)
So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to church with me today?
We'll surely have a good time."
But there was no answer from
his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again.
"How about going to church with me, and
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking deeply
about the situation.
Then he decided to invite the centipede one
This time he put his face up against the
centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, you in there! Would you like to go to
church with me and
learn about God?" ...
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ...
This time, a timid little voice came
out of the box,
"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my bloody shoes on!"
Well its late, What do you expect this time of night?
Last edited by tiderus; 24-10-2013 at 06:59.
Heh, heh, heh, brilliant
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