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    Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey from the real man's version

    We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall.
    But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

    She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
    “I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”
    So I took her to Pizza Hut

    She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder
    until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.

    Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains
    and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though.

    “Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
    “Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
    “Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”

    “I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
    So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

    I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my
    concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.

    “Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
    “I think so,” I gulped.
    “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt

    “Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able
    to sit down for weeks.” She nodded.
    “Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay.

    “Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
    “Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

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    She said she liked it rough, so I said a shiplap is no good then because that's a smooth finish.

    When she said she wanted a threesome, i though great, a garage and a greenhouse as well.
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    She stood in the open doorway in her see through negligee, I said "bloody hell love your going to catch your death 'o' cold stood there. come and sit next tu paraffin heater."

    She grabbed hold of my knob.......... well knob suggests it's round when really it's more of a lever, anyway she open the door and let her self out.
    Last edited by Herman; 20-05-2017 at 07:18.
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