That is why I posted it on here . The last line is the key.
Snowflake warning :
You may not find this funny if you are younger than 50. You will in a few years !
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"
I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.
I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new meÖ because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!
I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking. I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny Öitís all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all this nonsense wasnít enough to deal with ... and now
.... Iím not sure which toilet to go into..............
Don't stress Paul, we all know you are a rotund Yorkshireman with a funny accent and an extensive wardrobe of a pair of trackie bottoms by AndiAss and sweat shirt by Nuke bought from Primarni and worn morning noon and night.
Bless yer cotton socks.
Toe jam really is delicious.
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