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    Well , I found this funny



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    That is why I posted it on here . The last line is the key.

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    You may not find this funny if you are younger than 50. You will in a few years !





    "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"



    I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

    I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

    I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

    I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.

    I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me useless.

    I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

    I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

    I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

    I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

    I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

    Please help me come to terms with the new meÖ because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

    I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking. I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

    Funny Öitís all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

    As if all this nonsense wasnít enough to deal with ... and now





    .... Iím not sure which toilet to go into..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauljenny View Post


    .... Iím not sure which toilet to go into..............
    We have met and even I don't know which one you should go intodancing 1.jpg
    Who was that gobby southerner who kept saying If they don't like me they can fcuk off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauljenny View Post

    .... Iím not sure which toilet to go into..............

    Don't use the disabled toilet,use a working one.
    668,the neighbour of the beast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauljenny View Post
    That is why I posted it on here . The last line is the key.

    Snowflake warning :

    You may not find this funny if you are younger than 50. You will in a few years !





    "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"



    I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

    I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

    I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

    I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.

    I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me useless.

    I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

    I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

    I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

    I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

    I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

    Please help me come to terms with the new meÖ because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

    I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking. I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

    Funny Öitís all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

    As if all this nonsense wasnít enough to deal with ... and now





    .... Iím not sure which toilet to go into..............

    Look on your Birth Certificate it will remove any lingering doubts.
    Bd..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigusdickus View Post
    Look on your Birth Certificate it will remove any lingering doubts.
    You are presuming Paul was born
    Who was that gobby southerner who kept saying If they don't like me they can fcuk off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tezza33 View Post
    You are presuming Paul was born
    Immaculate conception , Tez.
    Well, my Dad seemed pretty chuffed with himself .
    To the pure in mind, all things are pure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigusdickus View Post
    Look on your Birth Certificate it will remove any lingering doubts.
    Not sure it would any longer.
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    Don't stress Paul, we all know you are a rotund Yorkshireman with a funny accent and an extensive wardrobe of a pair of trackie bottoms by AndiAss and sweat shirt by Nuke bought from Primarni and worn morning noon and night.

    Bless yer cotton socks.
    The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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