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    The Mrs was in the pound shop and bought the book on how to brighten up your sex life and be more seductive
    So every time I arrive home now she greets me with that seductive look and bites her lip
    I haven't the heart to tell her it should be the bottom not the top lip

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    Quote Originally Posted by izwozral View Post
    How many of us bit our top lips to see what he meant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les Haro View Post
    The Mrs was in the pound shop and bought the book on how to brighten up your sex life and be more seductive
    So every time I arrive home now she greets me with that seductive look and bites her lip
    I haven't the heart to tell her it should be the bottom not the top lip


    You are lucky, at least she is making an effort.

    Madam gave me a little present on valentines day to brighten up our sex life.

    A 160 Watt light bulb for the bedside lamp.

    Dezi

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    Give her another pound & suggest she goes back & gets a Tourch !.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les Haro View Post
    The Mrs was in the pound shop and bought the book on how to brighten up your sex life and be more seductive
    So every time I arrive home now she greets me with that seductive look and bites her lip
    I haven't the heart to tell her it should be the bottom not the top lip
    perhaps she is trying to tell you something ?

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    The fat couple downstairs told me they have to turn the main light out when they have sex else he burns his bum
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