The Mrs was in the pound shop and bought the book on how to brighten up your sex life and be more seductive
So every time I arrive home now she greets me with that seductive look and bites her lip
I haven't the heart to tell her it should be the bottom not the top lip
A yawn is just a silent scream for beer.
The fat couple downstairs told me they have to turn the main light out when they have sex else he burns his bum
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