The Mrs was in the pound shop and bought the book on how to brighten up your sex life and be more seductive
So every time I arrive home now she greets me with that seductive look and bites her lip
I haven't the heart to tell her it should be the bottom not the top lip
When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.
The fat couple downstairs told me they have to turn the main light out when they have sex else he burns his bum
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