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    I took my dad to the mall today to buy some new shoes (he's 92) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager who was sitting next to him, the teenager had spiked hair, all colours, red orange blue and green. My dad kept staring at him, the teenager would look and find him staring at him all the time.
    When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked dad "what's the matter old man, have you never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing that it would be a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eyelid, he said;

    " Got drunk once and shagged a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son"
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    Quote Originally Posted by seamus View Post
    I took my dad to the mall today to buy some new shoes (he's 92) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager who was sitting next to him, the teenager had spiked hair, all colours, red orange blue and green. My dad kept staring at him, the teenager would look and find him staring at him all the time.
    When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked dad "what's the matter old man, have you never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing that it would be a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eyelid, he said;

    " Got drunk once and shagged a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son"
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    Ooh 😮 that was a good one seamus
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanette View Post
    Ooh �� that was a good one seamus
    The joke or the peacock, Jeanette??
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    Brill seamus,to much frank carson in you,its the way you tell em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by runnach View Post
    The joke or the peacock, Jeanette??
    Both of course runnach!! Haha 😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by seamus View Post
    I took my dad to the mall today to buy some new shoes (he's 92) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager who was sitting next to him, the teenager had spiked hair, all colours, red orange blue and green. My dad kept staring at him, the teenager would look and find him staring at him all the time.
    When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked dad "what's the matter old man, have you never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing that it would be a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eyelid, he said;

    " Got drunk once and shagged a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son"
    seamus
    hi
    are you sure it was not a peahen he shagged. or was he a bender.

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