I took my dad to the mall today to buy some new shoes (he's 92) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager who was sitting next to him, the teenager had spiked hair, all colours, red orange blue and green. My dad kept staring at him, the teenager would look and find him staring at him all the time.
When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked dad "what's the matter old man, have you never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing that it would be a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eyelid, he said;
" Got drunk once and shagged a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son"
Brill seamus,to much frank carson in you,its the way you tell em.
Only dirty people wash
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