a burglar breaks into a house and is looking round when he hears a voice say '' Jesus is watching you ! ''
swinging his torch round in alarm , he sees a parrot in a cage
''was that you ?'' he asks it
''yep'' says the bird
relieved, the burglar says '' so what's your name mate ?''
''Moses '' says the parrot
the burglar laughs '' what kind of people call their parrot Moses?''
''same kind of people who call their Rottwheiler Jesus'' says the bird