one night it was raining cats & dogs as paddy & mick linked each other home from the pub.

as they were passing a bus depot paddy says hold on there mick i'll get us a bus to take us home.

as paddy went into the bus depot mick backed up against the wall to keep himself upright.

for the next 30 minutes all mick could hear was busses starting & shunting.

then paddy comes out driving a double decker, hop on says paddy.

what kept you so long asks mick i'm bloody wet & freezing with the cold.

paddy says this is the only bus going our way & some fool parked it right at the back.

yeh says mick there are some f*****g ejits about.