CLICK HERE TO REMOVE THESE ADVERTS


Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst ... 3456 LastLast
Results 41 to 50 of 55

Thread: Nursery rhymes for adults

  1. #41
    Pauljenny's Avatar
    Pauljenny is offline Retired Exotic Dancer
    Name: Not George Clooney
    Spouse: Long suffering

    Member Number
    32024
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    7,210
    Location
    Halfway up an East Algarve hillside
    Motorhome
    Bentley Indigo


    CLICK HERE TO REMOVE THESE ADVERTS
    My mother said, I never should,... Play with the Gipsies in the wood
    .
    .
    But I didn't heed what she did say....
    .
    Now I'm in the family way.
    It's not where you live... It's HOW you live..
    Likes trevskoda liked this post

  2. #42

    Member Number
    27049
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    3,013
    Motorhome
    autotrail imala715
    Nothing could be sweeter
    Than to muff a señorita
    In the mooooorning.

    And nothing could be finer
    Than to play with a vagi,,,,,,,,
    Sorry, can't remember the rest
    NEVER raise your hand to your kids,, it leaves your groin unprotected.
    Likes slingshot2000 liked this post

  3. #43

    Member Number
    34398
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Posts
    52
    Motorhome
    none
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    When you go down on me
    Please don't chew
    Likes trevskoda liked this post

  4. #44
    Pauljenny's Avatar
    Pauljenny is offline Retired Exotic Dancer
    Name: Not George Clooney
    Spouse: Long suffering

    Member Number
    32024
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    7,210
    Location
    Halfway up an East Algarve hillside
    Motorhome
    Bentley Indigo
    President Donald J Fart's favourite nursery rhyme:
    I love little pussy, her fur is so warm... And if I just stroke her, she'll do me no harm.
    It's not where you live... It's HOW you live..
    Likes trevskoda liked this post

  5. #45
    winks's Avatar
    winks is offline Full Member
    Name: Harold
    Spouse: Roseann

    Member Number
    17121
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    1,078
    Motorhome
    Hobby 750 (The Behemoth)
    Mary had a little lamb

    The midwife had a fit


    Cheers

    H
    Likes trevskoda liked this post

  6. #46
    Pauljenny's Avatar
    Pauljenny is offline Retired Exotic Dancer
    Name: Not George Clooney
    Spouse: Long suffering

    Member Number
    32024
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    7,210
    Location
    Halfway up an East Algarve hillside
    Motorhome
    Bentley Indigo
    Every little girl would like to be... A fairy on a Christmas tree..
    Half the little boys, these days, it's true... Want to be that fairy, too.
    It's not where you live... It's HOW you live..

  7. #47

    Member Number
    27049
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    3,013
    Motorhome
    autotrail imala715
    We,re going to a gang bang
    my brother Bert and me
    we,re gonna get a girlie
    and tie her to a tree

    We,ll take off her panties,knickers and her jeans
    and we,ll go to my place
    to have some Heinz baked Beans.



    Actually we,re gonna shag her but it don't rhyme.
    NEVER raise your hand to your kids,, it leaves your groin unprotected.

  8. #48
    Mrs Mossy's Avatar
    Mrs Mossy is offline The better half of Jeffmossy
    Name: Lorraine
    Spouse: Jeff

    Member Number
    74633
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Posts
    270
    Location
    Milnrow Lancashire
    Motorhome
    Auto Trail Dakota
    Humpty Dumpty sat on the loooooo
    Humpty Dumpty did a BIG poo
    All the kings horses n all the kings men
    Had to wait an hour to use the bathroom again.
    Likes R0B liked this post

  9. #49
    Mrs Mossy's Avatar
    Mrs Mossy is offline The better half of Jeffmossy
    Name: Lorraine
    Spouse: Jeff

    Member Number
    74633
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Posts
    270
    Location
    Milnrow Lancashire
    Motorhome
    Auto Trail Dakota
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
    Don't be mad
    I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you

  10. #50

    Member Number
    5407
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    9,766
    Location
    Derbyshire
    Motorhome
    Hymer 584 Classic
    There was an old man from Kent
    who's cock was so long that it bent
    to save himself trouble
    he put it in double
    and instead of coming he went
    Likes izwozral liked this post

Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst ... 3456 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •