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    i asked the doctor if masturbation gave you poor eyesight.
    he said ''you're in Greggs mate ''












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    A female Doctor told me I must stop masturbating, immediately . . .!

    Why?, I asked, incredulously.



















    She replied;









    Because I am trying to examine you !
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    A man goes to the doctor and explains.
    When I wake up in the morning my wife and I have sex, we have it again after breakfast and again lunch time.
    We have sex early evening after dinner and again when we go to bed, occasionally more often.

    Doctor asks why have you come to see me

    Man explains I get a slight headache when I masturbate.

    Doctor says, I will examine you now you are here, oh I see you are circumcised.

    Man replies no that's just wear and tear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belbri View Post
    A man goes to the doctor and explains.
    When I wake up in the morning my wife and I have sex, we have it again after breakfast and again lunch time.
    We have sex early evening after dinner and again when we go to bed, occasionally more often.

    Doctor asks why have you come to see me

    Man explains I get a slight headache when I masturbate.

    Doctor says, I will examine you now you are here, oh I see you are circumcised.

    Man replies no that's just wear and tear.
    Doc says " At your age it can be fatal"

    My reply " If she dies, she dies.
    NEVER raise your hand to your kids,, it leaves your groin unprotected.
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