Beat that one Browny
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said
"Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick" he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that".
"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you" he said.
The Receptionist replied ''Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people, You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private".
The man replied "You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone".
The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Yes??'
"There's something wrong with my ear" He stated loudly.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"What is wrong with your ear, Sir?''
'I can't piss out of it" he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter
Beat that one Browny
brill,when i am asked i always say i dont know thats why im here to see a doctor.
Only dirty people wash
When the receptionist asked me that question I told her "I've just had a heart attack."
She asked how I knew and I told her "I was on the phone to my daughter, who is a GP, when I said I didn't feel good she asked me what was wrong and I told her" My daughter said "You are having a heart attack get medical help NOW".
As I was parked outside my Doctor's surgery and it was during opening hours I went in.
The receptionist's response was "We don't have any appointments available right now, come back in 3 hours."
I went back later, saw a Doctor and went to A&E in an ambulance on Blues and Twos.
I've never seen that particular receptionist at the surgery since.
When I was about 17 I had too go to the doctors for a medical as part of a job application, during the examination he gave me a beaker and indicated to the wash basin in the corner of the room and asked me to pass him some water.
I went to the basin and asked him if he wanted hot or cold, his reply was no just pee in it.
Embarrassing, yes but I still had a clean bill of health and got the job.
You can't be lost if you don't know where you're going.
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