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    Son said to dad “I'm gay.”
    Dad looks at his other son and said “What about you?”
    Other son said “Me too dad.”
    Dad said “Doesn't anyone in this family like pussy?”
    The daughter said “I do…”


    10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
    At the Pearly Gates St Peter says “If any of you are paedophiles you can piss off down to Hell.”
    Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out, “And take this deaf ******* with you.”


    My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you, he is in prison.


    The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my pubics and you know what that means don't you?”
    I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”


    Nearly made love to a Ladyboy last night.
    Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman.
    Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought “Hang on just a minute…”

    I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
    I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”
    He said, “I'm off to change a light bulb.”
    Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,
    “That's gonna be a bit awkward init?”
    “Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive *******.”

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    That's more like it !
    We've missed you input... Thank God, you're back.
    I'll forward this to my kids and grandsons... They'll be horrified. !
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    I am in Germany at Bad Waldsee now, we did the Romantic Road trip then went to the Côte d'azur, just arrived and received bad news so we set off for home, halfway up we had another call to say don't rush it can be sorted in a few weeks so we came back in to Germany, heavy snow here but we are loving it⛄⛄⛄⛄
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