Thank you, I often wondered what ISP stood for! lolI went to the docs with a large lump on my right testicle, this was when there was a push for awareness of testicular cancer, often promoted by sport stars and celebrities. Being new to the area I just asked for any doctor when I rang for an appointment. The practice had four male and just one female doctor. Sods law, I ended up seeing the female doctor - but what stunning looking lady she was! Anyway, I explained why I was there and the doc asked me to drop my pants.
Why is it when us men want to look manly does our penis decide to play hide and seek and said penis resembles a baby button mushroom?
Feeling less than a man than five minutes previous and more than a trifle embarrassed, I stood there with Percy The Incredible Shrinking Penis.
The doc gently took hold of my right testicle leaned forward and said "that's hot". For a brief second I felt smug until I realised what she meant.
Then the Doc said "no need to worry, it's just a boil.
I was obviously relieved, thanked the Doc and left. I got no further than a couple of hundred yards before I felt a wetness running down my leg - the boil had burst! :-)
Despite the embarrassment, I was glad I went though.