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    Two tourists were driving through Wales.
    At “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch”
    They stopped for lunch and asked the waitress.
    “Before we order, Can you settle an argument for us?”
    “Could you please pronounce where we are….. VERY SLOWLY?”
    The Waitress leaned over so she could be heard and said.
    “Burrrrr Gurrrrr Kinnngggg!!”

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    That's more like, Tezza.
    We've missed your words of wisdom.
    You should be on the stage..
    Welles Fargo to Chattanooga, for example.
    Keep on dredging them up.
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    That reminds me of the woman filing to divorce her husband on the grounds of abnormal sexual demands

    Give an example said the judge " Well there I was bent over looking at the chickens when I felt my skirt rise and like a rat up a drain pipe he did the deed your honour"

    "Aye but you are farmers wife "said the judge

    " that is true sir " she replied " but we re arable farmers that was in the middle of Sainsburys"

    Channa
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