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    When you get a call from an unknown number, answer by whispering,
    "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"

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    Or. (Insert local station) Police station, constable smith speaking.....

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    Many years ago we had a girl in the office phone "personnel" and ask for Myra Mains. It was the undertakers, she was mortified (pun intended!)
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    Might be more fun phoning [B]to[B] unknown numbers.

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    Pick up the phone and say very quietly, I can hear you, then start shouting itís the voices again I can hear the voices, there coming to .................. put down the phone
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    Hello ................................. whilst panting furiously

    Are you the doctor ................................. still panting furiously

    Please help me, i think i`m have a heart attack, aarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh then say nothing and hit the table with your hand.

    They usually put the phone down at that stage
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    a while ago i had a few of these , so when i saw another unknown number, i screamed down the phone at the top of my voice ''FUG OFF YOU UGLY CXXT !'' and slammed the phone down
    10 mins later they rang again !
    as i picked up the phone and took a deep breath i heard this panicky voice '' please don't hang up , don't hang up ,it's Wayne from the insurance !''

    whoops - couldn't stop laughing !
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    I say thank you your call is importent to us, then put phone by the radio.
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    Pick up the phone as the wife comes in and keep repeating ,you dont say then put it down,after a while she will ask who was that to which you reply i dont know they would not say,gets nosey folk all the time.
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