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    i bought a deodorant stick today, the instructions said ''remove cap and push up bottom ''

    i can hardly walk , but when i fart the room smells lovely

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    I went to the shop to buy deodorant and the shop assistant asked "do you want the ball type?", I said no it's for under my arms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tezza33 View Post
    I went to the shop to buy deodorant and the shop assistant asked "do you want the ball type?", I said no it's for under my arms
    No! fur die aresole type. From the two ronnies If I remember correctly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWAYGWAY View Post
    No! fur die aresole type. From the two ronnies If I remember correctly.
    Thanks, I was trying to remember that but I couldn't so posted the shortened version

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    I went into a Swedish chemist and asked for a deodorant. The cashier asked "Ball, or aerosol?", and I replied "no, it's for my armpits".
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    My New Years Resolution for next year is to save the planet and this includes giving up using aerosols.

    This includes spray deodorants. Roll on 2020


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    Eh, I don't get that one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudsey Bear View Post
    Eh, I don't get that one...

    No really that difficult ... If you stop using spray as next year's resolution then from 1/1/2020 you use roll on.

    "Roll on 2020" usually means the similar to "Roll on summer" .. "Roll on my holidays" ...

    "Roll on 2020" also means in "In 2020 I will be using roll on instead of spray"


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    Of course, I get it now, must have been a senior moment, I'm going with that anyhoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tezza33 View Post
    I went to the shop to buy deodorant and the shop assistant asked "do you want the ball type?", I said no it's for under my arms


    I went to the chemist shop to buy deodorant, and the shop assistant asked "do you want the ball type, the stick
    type, or the shop opening special, I said "it's for the wife, so it'll be the opening special please".
    Last edited by daygoboy; 17-05-2019 at 15:15.
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