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    when i was married, i used to play porn backwards so i could fantasise about a woman getting dressed and leaving the house on time

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    That is the one thing that really infuriates me.... being late!
    I hate it. Maybe it is due to being educated in the army for 24 years.
    I have to be there 5 mins before parade.
    And "she" knows it, so therefore...........
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    Its a national past time here for many,as waking up time is after 12 and going to bet when the boozer closes,being late for there on funeral is a saying here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    That is the one thing that really infuriates me.... being late!
    I hate it. Maybe it is due to being educated in the army for 24 years.
    I have to be there 5 mins before parade.
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    Ditto - but 34 years FAA.

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    I must be very unusual then because I am always ready and on time
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    Quote Originally Posted by GinaRon View Post
    I must be very unusual then because I am always ready and on time
    Me too, Gina.

    If anything, it's his nibs that holds the proceedings up every time.
    Nine times out of ten he's usually forgot something and has to go back into the house to get it.

    It is definitely infuriating. Years ago when we used to travel to visit potential customers at their own premises I used to tell him the appointments were half an hour earlier than they actually were because he was so bad at getting ready on time.

    I'm faster using the bathroom and getting dressed too, he takes at least twice as long
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    Quote Originally Posted by mariesnowgoose View Post
    Me too, Gina.

    If anything, it's his nibs that holds the proceedings up every time.
    Nine times out of ten he's usually forgot something and has to go back into the house to get it.

    It is definitely infuriating. Years ago when we used to travel to visit potential customers at their own premises I used to tell him the appointments were half an hour earlier than they actually were because he was so bad at getting ready on time.

    I'm faster using the bathroom and getting dressed too, he takes at least twice as long
    Poor training

    You or his Mother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mariesnowgoose View Post
    Me too, Gina.

    If anything, it's his nibs that holds the proceedings up every time.
    Nine times out of ten he's usually forgot something and has to go back into the house to get it.

    It is definitely infuriating. Years ago when we used to travel to visit potential customers at their own premises I used to tell him the appointments were half an hour earlier than they actually were because he was so bad at getting ready on time.

    I'm faster using the bathroom and getting dressed too, he takes at least twice as long
    i was beleiving it till i read the last line

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    I am never late !

    Some people's clocks and watches are obviously fast (ahead)

    Does mercury come from H G Wells ?

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