n brown
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The twist in this story of a motel's blocked toilet is good for a LOL The Poke

daughter's dog, a soppy old staffie,Eejit, was nicked by some lowlife female toerag from outside Tescos today. first time she forgot to take his...

park on the beach in the comfort of your camper 9 quid . see you there OH

or something darker .......? driving along yesterday, MrsB suddenly says ''i'll be glad when June's over '' ''why dat ?'' i sez ''cos every time...

i don't know what's on the other side of this fence , but i don't think i want to know

the England team visited a Russian orphanage today ''it broke our hearts to see their sad little faces, completely lacking in hope'' said Vladimir...

Guy sums it up nicely

there is an e-mail going round offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can if you receive this e-mail DO NOT OPEN IT ! it's spam

when i smacked this statue's bum , i knew i'd hit rock bottom

a German tourist jumped into the freezing river to save my precious little dog , who was drowning after he climbed out, he handed me the little...

the extra charge ''skin to skin '' is to pay for allowing the mother to hold the baby makes the NHS ,despite all it's drawbacks, look pretty good

a burglar breaks into a house and is looking round when he hears a voice say '' Jesus is watching you ! '' swinging his torch round in alarm , he...

i am never more nervous than when i insist we're out of something ,and my wife goes out to check for herself

and a python skeleton

if you work in Health and Safety, look away now YouTube

woman = 'i don't mind my son being homosexual, i'm just not comfortable with him going out with men her mate = i don't think you're getting the...

driving down my daughter's road in the gloaming last night , our eagle eyed and hairy member spotted my daughter's car had a lit interior light. well...

one day a friend was talking to this 80yr old farmer ,Bill ,who told him that pigs weren't always seen as food . centuries ago in India they were...

not funny really

St Marks Rd has it's little end of Ramadan festival this after, all the restaurants put out tables showcasing their grub with free samples and...

mate of mine's just inherited this Peugeot boxer mwb camper, about 2000reg, factory conversion , quite tidy . anyone know if being Spanish reg adds...

an 83 yr old vet arrived in Paris by plane as he fumbled in his bag for his passport, a stern looking customs agent asked if he'd ever visited...

a study has revealed that an average Englishman will have sex 2-3 times a week, whereas the average Japanese man will only have sex 2-3 times a year....