n brown
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wife just came in ''there's a cow in the garden !'' went out with a stick, there were 5 heifers moo-ching about eating the rose bushes , and in the...

there was some speculation on social media about older guys total lack of concern about being naked in communal changing rooms .it'll need a couple...

wire you not making these ?

apparently the new Doctor is a woman, she's from Yorkshire, and her catchphrase is '' THA CAN TURN OFF THAT IMMERSION HEATER REET NA- DOES THA THINK...

dad, i was wondering, why did you call my sister Teresa ? well son, your mum likes Easter, and it's an anagram of the word hey, clever ! thanks...

'hi Steve? it's Jim- listen, a friend of mine won tickets to the Cup Final, yeah i know, brilliant ! trouble is, turns out the final's on the same...

how arrogant or just stupid are people who think they can use a mobile phone while driving ? pretty good vid, and the simple sign at the end is...

we've got a large ornamental plum tree in the garden, which gives small but delicious red plums. this year there's a bumper crop- i checked it a ...

this is proper lazy ! 'Next time someone calls me lazy I'll show them this video' The Poke

doctor- i've got 2 bits of bad news for you i'm afraid. firstly, i'm sorry to say you've only got 24 hours to live man - oh God ! what's the...

this occurred today,gave me a smile couldn't see them, so asked a guy restocking oranges in Sainsburys where he kept the lemons instant reply as he...

what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters keep schtum if you know

man on deathbed- tell my wif--coughs-- tell my wi-- cough friend-try again old friend,what shall i tell her ? tell...tell my wifi provider...

this is a famous dish in Portugal - translates as '' stone soup '' and very nice it is too ! this is the story behind it Sopa da Pedra: A Humble...

just guzzling a glass - hits the spot on a day like today . in case you never made it before-- 2or 3 lemons chopped up, 150g sugar, 1/2 ltr water ,...

my wife left me because i'm too insecure no, wait, she's back . she just went to make a cup of tea

my 10 yr old g/daughter's Spanish grandad was watching a bit of Glasto on the telly and said 'oh look, there's Rosie !' he'd spotted her sat on her...

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