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14-10-2018, 13:40

Tezza33 started a thread Chinese Meal in Joke, Fun And Games

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”... the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. ...

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14-10-2018, 13:38

Tezza33 started a thread Italian Minister in Joke, Fun And Games

Italian Minister Maria Elena Boschi signing up to her government job. Is it just me or is it the wrong choice of shoe colour to wear with that...

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14-10-2018, 13:31

Tezza33 started a thread Mildred and Chester in Joke, Fun And Games

Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their seventies when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to...

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14-10-2018, 13:17

Tezza33 started a thread The Deal in Joke, Fun And Games

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14-10-2018, 13:16

Tezza33 started a thread Weddings in Joke, Fun And Games

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13-10-2018, 16:11

Tezza33 started a thread Blind Cowboy in Joke, Fun And Games

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, he finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a...

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13-10-2018, 16:10

Tezza33 started a thread Blame the Dog in Joke, Fun And Games

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas...

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13-10-2018, 16:07

Tezza33 started a thread Cleavage and the Sun in Joke, Fun And Games

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11-10-2018, 16:04

Tezza33 started a thread Lantern in Joke, Fun And Games

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11-10-2018, 16:01

Tezza33 started a thread Halloween in Joke, Fun And Games

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11-10-2018, 15:58

Tezza33 started a thread Exam for the Elderly in Off Topic Chat

This test will keep that dreaded disease that effects your memory at bay! New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass....

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06-10-2018, 21:10

Tezza33 started a thread Alligator in Joke, Fun And Games

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch...

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04-10-2018, 15:17

Tezza33 started a thread Health Q & A's in Joke, Fun And Games

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't...

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04-10-2018, 15:12

Tezza33 started a thread Koala in Joke, Fun And Games

A koala one day is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff. After awhile, a little lizard goes by the tree into which this koala is smoking his spliff....

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04-10-2018, 15:10

Tezza33 started a thread Kieth in Joke, Fun And Games

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice....

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04-10-2018, 15:09

Tezza33 started a thread St Peter in Joke, Fun And Games

A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter. St Peter asks...

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04-10-2018, 15:05

Tezza33 started a thread A few pics in Joke, Fun And Games

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04-10-2018, 15:02

Tezza33 started a thread Two Cowboys in Joke, Fun And Games

Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking...

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29-09-2018, 21:45

Tezza33 started a thread A few more in Joke, Fun And Games

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a...

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29-09-2018, 09:46

Tezza33 started a thread Elderly man in Joke, Fun And Games

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a...

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29-09-2018, 09:44

Tezza33 started a thread Knickers in Joke, Fun And Games

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29-09-2018, 09:39

Tezza33 started a thread Face Lift in Joke, Fun And Games

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to...

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27-09-2018, 22:59

Tezza33 started a thread Rutland Water in Off Topic Chat

Had a lovely few days at Rutland Water, arranged to meet trotter to sort out a few problems but unable to do so because of one thing or another,...

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25-09-2018, 12:48

Tezza33 started a thread New Priest in Joke, Fun And Games

A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied,...

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25-09-2018, 12:45

Tezza33 started a thread Archaeologist in Joke, Fun And Games

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his...

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24-09-2018, 15:54

Tezza33 started a thread A few quick ones in Joke, Fun And Games

A paper bag goes to the doctors telling him he's all itchy and has an embarrassing rash. The doctor gives him a full examination then tells him...

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24-09-2018, 15:50

Tezza33 started a thread Brocolli, Walnut and Mushroom in Joke, Fun And Games

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24-09-2018, 15:48

Tezza33 started a thread Having a bad day in Joke, Fun And Games

There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink, when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one...

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23-09-2018, 14:11

Tezza33 started a thread A few Vietnamese jokes in Joke, Fun And Games

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23-09-2018, 14:04

Tezza33 started a thread A few more in Joke, Fun And Games

A Pregnant Woman about to go into labour urgently telephones her Mother, Woman: Mum my waters have broken!!!!! Mother: Okay, Calm down, where...

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