At least they weren't artisan made, pulled and drizzled with jus!
i stayed in a couple of different hotels this week.
One bedroom contained a single "Shoe Mitten" .......... poor solitary thing - i guess it will be waiting for a long time for a one-legged customer who could get up to the third floor with no lift......
Another bathroom contained a "skin-care-bar" - described as savon corps hydratant - blinking hell... what a load of old tosh for a bar of soap....
what marketing gems have you come across lately ?
I like chicken gravy , and it’s only a £1 , for gravy boat full. But chicken jus is about £5 for a few drops.
The less you want the more you live .
My 'love to hate' marketing thing is perfume ads.... what pretentious drivel they are these days! You can pick them out a mile off, as soon as the tanned bodies, strings of pearls, waves, clouds or swirling lengths of silk appear. Add a voiceover, melodramatically and moodily cooing random phrases about self-awareness, love or life itself in film noir style and you can be sure they're selling perfume. Wouldn't it be fun if they just said it smells great - buy some
Skin care products that revitalize the spiffiddodumis ofthe contralidaize fennibellicums. As if we all know the scientific names of every gene, sube gene, dna and gawds knows what of the human body. Absolutely meaningless babble.
I've always wondered what micro peptides were, so I googled and found...
What are Micro Peptides?
Biochemist have known for many years that short polypeptides can have important physiological roles. Processing of larger “polypeptides” by cleaving them into shorter peptides is a well established biochemical phenomena to yield functional extracellular circulating molecules.
I'm none the wiser...
Not new .... I was looking for a portable radio/cassette player (known as a boombox) in the 1980's and almost bought one because the blurb said it utilised 'the latest spatial technology'. When I got home I checked my Dictionary for 'spatial'. It said 'pertaining to a space'.
I could not believe the pre packed cauliflower stakes from a well known supermarket
Only dirty people wash
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