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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauljenny View Post
    There is a French equivalent to us... Campingcaristes. Sauvage.fr.
    They are running a similar thread about the antics of us Brits, who turn up on their aires.
    It's like a mirror image.

    They say that we have such big dogs in our vans..far too big to carry anywhere.

    They say our ladies sit outside their vans, drinking, talking and totally ignoring the TV.
    They are appalled to see that we don't have lace net curtains on the windows.
    But what really upsets them is our insisting on only speaking English, eating only traditional English food and wilfully mispronouncing the names of their towns.

    Parriss? Lions? Ashby dee lah zoosh..?
    It's no wonder they hate us.
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    Do they sell window shutters at the loovray ?
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    I always thought that 'Pas de deux' was a ballet routine.

    But no. Apparently it's pronounced 'pass da ducks' and means 'Please give me another spring roll'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robmac View Post
    I always thought that 'Pas de deux' was a ballet routine.

    But no. Apparently it's pronounced 'pass da ducks' and means 'Please give me another spring roll'.
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    NEVER raise your hand to your kids,, it leaves your groin unprotected.
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    My mate used to do a fair impression of Jacques Cousteau.

    It went something like "Sacre bleu! C'est un grande mantux ray"

    He doesn't look or sound anything like Jacques Cousteau, but who else would make such a statement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robmac View Post
    My mate used to do a fair impression of Jacques Cousteau.

    It went something like "Sacre bleu! C'est un grande mantux ray"

    He doesn't look or sound anything like Jacques Cousteau, but who else would make such a statement?
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