We're on hard standing, sheltered from the westerly winds..
If, this time, it's the ultimate perfect storm... The fridge is empty, the cassette will be pleasantly full.
We plan to finish the last remaining bottle of Portuguese red belly wash and perhaps the remaining Laphroag Islay single Malt.
If we die in each other's arms, we'll be spared the cost of next year's golden wedding celebration.... And tomorrow's hangover.
Goodbye, you lovely people .
If not... Kindly disregard this post