Thank gawd my grandfather is no longer alive, he would never have coped with the PC world, he would come out with some choice totally outrageous gems "Not another bloody mouth to feed" on Prince William's birth. "one down, now another 10,000 to go" on hearing about Princess Diana dying. Only ever referred to Prince Phillip as Phil the Greek and Prince Charles as "wingnut". On Mountbatten's killing, "they should have got the lot of them by blowing up the House of Lords". The list went.
To cap it all off, he lived in Epsom and once a year his road was closed so "some silly bitch wearing a crown" could drive down his road. I was dreading the day he would throw himself at the royal Bentley.
He had a hatred of the royals that I can only explain by his time serving under a bunch of foppish lords and knights in the First World War who sent so many of his friends to early deaths.
I'm sure he would be having every arm of law enforcement visiting him nowadays.
Mind you I'm not much better having been caught out calling the Sydney gay and lesbian mardi gras as "poofters on parade" and a transgender man as "too ugly to be a woman".