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    how come any of these hyper, vicious,murdering little sods reach adulthood ?
    it jumps on the keyboard sending whatever you're doing to somewhere noone can find ,knocks teas and pints over and draws blood from any exposed skin, rips his way up the curtains and terrifies children and tries to help you with your food by running from his litter tray to walk on your plate. he's looking to getting a bollockectomy with a blunt teaspoon
    if i can catch the speedy little shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by n brown View Post
    how come any of these hyper, vicious,murdering little sods reach adulthood ?
    it jumps on the keyboard sending whatever you're doing to somewhere noone can find ,knocks teas and pints over and draws blood from any exposed skin, rips his way up the curtains and terrifies children and tries to help you with your food by running from his litter tray to walk on your plate. he's looking to getting a bollockectomy with a blunt teaspoon
    if i can catch the speedy little shit
    Ah, bless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by n brown View Post
    how come any of these hyper, vicious,murdering little sods reach adulthood ?
    it jumps on the keyboard sending whatever you're doing to somewhere noone can find ,knocks teas and pints over and draws blood from any exposed skin, rips his way up the curtains and terrifies children and tries to help you with your food by running from his litter tray to walk on your plate. he's looking to getting a bollockectomy with a blunt teaspoon
    if i can catch the speedy little shit
    Channa probably has a recipe
    When life gives you lemons, add them to your gin & tonic
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    Roll up a small bit of news paper and tape it at ends,when he behaves bad tap him either on the nose or start of tail on his back and say no no no,in about a years time the message will sink in,if not then he is the BOSS.
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    Aaaawww, you got a little kitty? You love it really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trevskoda View Post
    Roll up a small bit of news paper and tape it at ends,when he behaves bad tap him either on the nose or start of tail on his back and say no no no,in about a years time the message will sink in,if not then he is the BOSS.


    our monster moggy is getting on 13, still hasnt got the message,
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    Quote Originally Posted by carol View Post
    Aaaawww, you got a little kitty? You love it really!
    yukkk!
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    Oh yes you doooo,if you dont ill send mine you to take control of your chairs.
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