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  1. Thread: Publishing

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    Isn't that the house my Dad died in?, I have pm'd...

    Isn't that the house my Dad died in?, I have pm'd you my bank details:juggle:
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    Treat your Wife well

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    If you put your hand inside and feel around you...

    If you put your hand inside and feel around you can feel the float which can stick through vigorous rinsing, a gentle pull down should free it.
    I would recommend cleaning the cassette first and...
  4. Scroll down to 'overnight parking' Know before...

    Scroll down to 'overnight parking'
    Know before you go | Kielder Water and Forest Park
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    We have a Springer crossed with a Border Collie,...

    We have a Springer crossed with a Border Collie, she had all the energy until she got arthritis in her legs but she has the intelligence of a Border Collie, if she sees a river she dives off bridges...
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    The year is 2222

    The year is 2222, and a human couple are taking their first trip to Mars.

    While there, they meet two Martians and the four of them get talking. They discuss the differences between Earth and...
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    Cone an the barbarian

    Cone an the barbarian
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    The cow is the one you play with the udders,the...

    The cow is the one you play with the udders,the sheep is the one you kiss, I thought you knew that



    I changed **** to 'kiss' it seemed friendlier
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    That was my first thought, I thought it is her...

    That was my first thought, I thought it is her van so she can bite what she wants in it
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    If the EU was the iceberg in 1912 then surely...

    If the EU was the iceberg in 1912 then surely with global warming it is rapidly diminishing in 2019 :nothingtoadd::nothingtoadd::nothingtoadd::nothingtoadd:72354
  11. Sorry Ral, I didn't see your post before I posted...

    Sorry Ral, I didn't see your post before I posted the same hilarious answer :cool1::cool1::cool1::cool1::cool1:
  12. Another thread goes tits up

    Another thread goes tits up
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    30 minutes after I leave the house Maggy is...

    30 minutes after I leave the house Maggy is shouting "Terry, where are you?", my dog knows where I am because she is with me :dog:
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    Happy Birthday Jim, may your grey water run free...

    Happy Birthday Jim, may your grey water run free 7233172330723297233272333
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    A good Catholic joke

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    We have done it, beautiful views and not a...

    We have done it, beautiful views and not a problem to drive
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    C&CC Home insurance cover for up to 180 days away...

    C&CC Home insurance cover for up to 180 days away from home, not sure if there is anything in the terms and conditions about consecutive unoccupied days away but worth checking if you are a member, I...
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    If it is a cobra alarm you can buy a pair of...

    If it is a cobra alarm you can buy a pair of sensors but I dont think they sell the brackets separate
    Cobra Accessories - CobraCarTech

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    They shouldn't be difficult to make but...
  19. Thread: here you go

    by Tezza33
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    I love dogs but all of a sudden I want to kiss...

    I love dogs but all of a sudden I want to kiss one


    probably too much information:help:
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    Cats are in fear

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  21. Thread: dogging sites

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    When I approach doggers they tell me they aren't...

    When I approach doggers they tell me they aren't interested:dog:

    :cry::cry:
  22. Thread: Sugar Test

    by Tezza33
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    Just bouts of depression, it is very common after...

    Just bouts of depression, it is very common after a serious head injury but I am getting looked after, it will not beat me, I am too frightened of Maggy to let that happen, thanks for the jokes, with...
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    I tried one of those cones once, it didn't stop...

    I tried one of those cones once, it didn't stop me licking myself but everyone thought I was shouting
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  24. Thread: Sugar Test

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    And she sends you a personally made card...

    And she sends you a personally made card after:wacko:
  25. Thread: Sugar Test

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    Keep them coming Gina, I need cheering up

    Keep them coming Gina, I need cheering up
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