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  1. Thread: The Prisoner

    by Asterix
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    That's weird,I just had that in my...

    That's weird,I just had that in my recommendations last night and ended up watching it,always been a fan. "I am not a number,I am a free man!"
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    How Do You Know If You're Old?

    Deliberately fall down in front of a large group of people,if they rush over to help,you're old.
    If they laugh,you're clearly still a youngster.
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    The south starts wherever people use the word...

    The south starts wherever people use the word "the" in sentences.
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    I can't get the pics on the attachment?

    I can't get the pics on the attachment?
  5. Thread: Great news!!

    by Asterix
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    Great news!!

    I got my IQ test result back today,it was negative.
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    I'd never heard of him until recently when I came...

    I'd never heard of him until recently when I came across that routine on YouTube,very talented man.
  7. Thread: Its different

    by Asterix
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    Absolutely bonkers what people put themselves...

    Absolutely bonkers what people put themselves through to appease an imaginary sky fairy.
  8. Thread: New Tyre

    by Asterix
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    But it's free!☺ It's going on the rear duals so...

    But it's free!☺
    It's going on the rear duals so I'm pretty relaxed about it.
  9. Thread: lucky

    by Asterix
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    Last week i drove to the supermarket and back...

    Last week i drove to the supermarket and back with a mastic gun on the roof.
  10. Thread: m manure

    by Asterix
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    I feel anonymous enough to admit I learnt to...

    I feel anonymous enough to admit I learnt to drive in one of those,don't recall the year of it but it had the flappy indicator arms so presumably early-ish...the ad says it's an auto but looks like a...
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    That also happens to be the day all the flys turn...

    That also happens to be the day all the flys turn up.
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    Not only practical but wouldn't look out of place...

    Not only practical but wouldn't look out of place in the Tate Modern😎
  13. I'd be tempted to give him a disability just to...

    I'd be tempted to give him a disability just to be sure.
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    Global warming will put a stop to this...

    Global warming will put a stop to this outrage,have you ever seen Kenyans leading in the pool?
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    Nice looking ride,but surely you only need enough...

    Nice looking ride,but surely you only need enough Frey Bentos to chock the wheels,can't think of another possible use for the heinous things!
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    Curry last night?

    Curry last night?
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    I went into a garage in Wales a few months ago,I...

    I went into a garage in Wales a few months ago,I couldn't see a height written on the canopy but it looked ok so I eased in slowly to make sure my chimney cleared,after fuelling up I went to pay and...
  18. Thread: New Tyre

    by Asterix
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    Cheers Alf,it's absolutely fine,had them fully...

    Cheers Alf,it's absolutely fine,had them fully checked and fitted last year but being a horsebox it's done a lot of sitting around,I replaced four of them last year but one of the originals ended up...
  19. Thread: New Tyre

    by Asterix
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    Thanks all for the replies,I had a feeling there...

    Thanks all for the replies,I had a feeling there would be no definitive answer,and the varying replies seem to back that up. I'm quite happy to use the tyre,but I'll probably put it on the drive axle...
  20. Thread: Chinglish

    by Asterix
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    No spoiler,I'm just happy it's actually...

    No spoiler,I'm just happy it's actually decipherable.
  21. Thread: New Tyre

    by Asterix
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    New Tyre

    I've just been given a brand new tyre for my truck,I checked the date on it and my brand new tyre is actually 9 years old but in new condition. I recall back in the 70s or 80s being told that rubber...
  22. Thread: Chinglish

    by Asterix
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    You're clearly a speaker of Chinglish😉

    You're clearly a speaker of Chinglish😉
  23. What never seems to get said is that there...

    What never seems to get said is that there doesn't even need to be two sides to that coin,people can believe in climate change or not,what is important is that we just shouldn't be throwing our crap...
  24. Thread: Chinglish

    by Asterix
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    Chinglish

    built-in G-sensor,can record the gravity sensing information and on the basis of the car up and down,left and right,front and rear offset to determine when reaches a certain value as the abnormal of...
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    Here's a site dedicated to one bridge in the US...

    Here's a site dedicated to one bridge in the US opening artics like sardine cans,scroll left or right to find the crash of your choice ☺
    11 FOOT 8 - The Canopener Bridge
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