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    Well, it will be all new to a Seaham lad. :( ...

    Well, it will be all new to a Seaham lad. :(

    If you had been from Ryhope like me, you would have had no problems cos' we is more cleverer in Ryhope. :dance:

    Hello and welcome to the wildies....
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    Good moaning Trev, I was just pissing and thought...

    Good moaning Trev, I was just pissing and thought I would say hello. :)
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    Good morning, we would appreciate a review on...

    Good morning, we would appreciate a review on your comments about buying your light bulb. Please click on the link www.loadabollox.com.
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    Our van is lower at the front (Tag axle on a...

    Our van is lower at the front (Tag axle on a Renault Master). It's not much so the yellow Fiamma ramps are near enough. Usually I eye up the lay of the land to avoid using ramps.

    Glad your new van...
  5. Thread: House Guest

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    Not a clue mate.

    Not a clue mate.
  6. Thread: House Guest

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    A Hartlepool Hairless Hound if I'm not mistaken....

    A Hartlepool Hairless Hound if I'm not mistaken. :p
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    That just shows what a nasty piece of work you...

    That just shows what a nasty piece of work you are. Fancy doing that to a Sunderland supporter. :cry:

    This is what you should have used to please me:

    YouTube
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    I would have thought that 'your tune' would have...

    I would have thought that 'your tune' would have been Greensleeves ... which spent 3 years at number one in the Troubador Top Twenty. :lol-061:

    It was knocked off the top spot by a reissue of Hey...
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    Sad but true unfortunately. What I could do...

    Sad but true unfortunately.

    What I could do all night ... now takes me all night to do. :cry:
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    That Beach Boys track is the one Mrs Maingate and...

    That Beach Boys track is the one Mrs Maingate and I regard as 'our tune' from the time we first met 53 years ago ... who said Holiday romances don't last?

    Perhaps someone should start a thread...
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    It's nice to have a story from the USA where...

    It's nice to have a story from the USA where nobody gets shot. :p
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    Her Ladyship wanted to watch Celebrity Gogglebox...

    Her Ladyship wanted to watch Celebrity Gogglebox so I missed that. We did however watch 2 hours of Roy Orbison from 10 pm to Midnight.

    Matron had probably tucked you in by then Dexy. :(
  13. Thread: Satnavs

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    I feel exactly the same as you. I only have mifi...

    I feel exactly the same as you. I only have mifi and have to go to my Daughters house to update my Garmin 760 over her fast broadband. I only bought the 760 because you can input the size of your...
  14. Thread: Mild Camping

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    Same here, just 3 of us on a mahoosive field in...

    Same here, just 3 of us on a mahoosive field in North Yorkshire. It is costing us 8.50 for the one night we will be here, we are moving on to Ripon this afternoon and the dogs will have a whole...
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    Come to the North East. You can have 10 pints,...

    Come to the North East. You can have 10 pints, see George Formby at the Palace Theatre, Fish and Chips ... and still have change from a Farthing.
  16. Thread: Dog trailer

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    You cannot walk an elderly or infirm dog very...

    You cannot walk an elderly or infirm dog very far. If you have more than one dog it is cruel to leave the infirm one behind as they want to come with you. The best result is to take it, let it walk a...
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    I ditched our landline years ago but we are light...

    I ditched our landline years ago but we are light users anyway and the only landline calls were either from 'Microsoft' :p or about PPI.

    My only problem now is when we are away on a trip, my...
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    We have a Humax 1800 DVR and it has a USB socket...

    We have a Humax 1800 DVR and it has a USB socket on the back. It is used by the gubbins to connect the DVR to Wifi. Perhaps you could use that. The Humax 2000 has a USB socket on the front panel,...
  19. I have been reading your emails for ages. I will...

    I have been reading your emails for ages. I will not reveal any details to anyone (especially Michelle) .... ahem, as long as you cross my palm with Silver. About 1 Ton of it. ;)
  20. A (so called) Mate gave me his FON login details...

    A (so called) Mate gave me his FON login details in case of emergencies ... then he changed his password (or summat). :baby:

    We now have a MIFI which usually does the business but something to...
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    Get a 45 gallon drum, paint it matt black and...

    Get a 45 gallon drum, paint it matt black and fasten it on the roof ... job done. A bit of simple pipework and you are sorted.

    ps: watch out for low bridges.
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    It was nothing to do with the KC Marie. It was...

    It was nothing to do with the KC Marie. It was owners who did that. The only fault the KC made was not jumping on owners who bred dogs outside of the Breed Standard for that breed.
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    If you catch one, you are duty bound by Law to...

    If you catch one, you are duty bound by Law to have it euthanised as they are classed as vermin. It is illegal to release it back into the wild. That is my understanding.
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    I have a latest score. Whippets 12 - Greys 0 ...

    I have a latest score.

    Whippets 12 - Greys 0

    When the Law was introduced that banned hunting with dogs, I sat our 4 Whippets down and explained that they MUST NOT kill Grey Squirrels. They...
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    I think he is a she and has recently had Kittens....

    I think he is a she and has recently had Kittens. She is probably pregnant again.
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