CLICK HERE TO REMOVE THESE ADVERTS


Search:

Type: Posts; User: n brown

Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.11 seconds.

  1. Replies
    15
    Views
    433

    if people find swearing offensive , Jack Dee...

    if people find swearing offensive , Jack Dee doesn't and nor does Milton Jones ,Michael Macintyre or the Pythons


    but then , neither does Bill Cosby - i think i'd rather watch Roy chubby Brown or...
  2. Replies
    15
    Views
    433

    i think humour should shock . why not , it's only...

    i think humour should shock . why not , it's only words and we should have no fear of them . every human situation has its humour - and laughter helps alleviate our fear of these situations and come...
  3. Thread: balls

    by n brown
    Replies
    0
    Views
    357

    balls

    72549
  4. Replies
    0
    Views
    283

    still makes me smile -talking dog

    turn sound on Still makes me giggle - Album on Imgur
  5. Thread: willy

    by n brown
    Replies
    2
    Views
    346

    willy

    just saw a bird shouting at her bairn trying to get his trousers on . she points at me and says ''look ,that man's gonnae steal yur willy ''
    wtf ,no am no !
  6. Thread: waiter

    by n brown
    Replies
    0
    Views
    349

    waiter

    waiter ;- ''offering tray '' savoury snack ?

    me ;- very snack
  7. Replies
    14
    Views
    476

    no problem sheeting it over , but you'd lose a...

    no problem sheeting it over , but you'd lose a lot of light etc. maybe consider a different make - the sizes are all the same usually. a silent mini heki like mine is about 100
  8. Thread: whos awake

    by n brown
    Replies
    31,676
    Views
    608,354

    not a bad day , finished off with chicken curry...

    not a bad day , finished off with chicken curry and bombay spuds al fresco , while the 2 g/kids chucked windfalls in the pool and got them out again with nets. nice bit of lemon drizzle for afters...
  9. Replies
    14
    Views
    476

    had a skylight did a terrible noise , like the...

    had a skylight did a terrible noise , like the diff going. it had no front or side , an MK i think, i took it out and turned it a quarter turn , sorted !
    when you get a vibe going like you describe,...
  10. Thread: please.....

    by n brown
    Replies
    2
    Views
    349

    please.....

    72525
  11. for chrissake ,stop filming and give me a hand !

    "For the love of christ quit filming and help me!" - Album on Imgur
  12. Thread: drunk mum

    by n brown
    Replies
    1
    Views
    289

    drunk mum

    this pic was accompanied with a tweet ''my mother is drunk , i walked into the kitchen and she's lined up all the potatoes in size order''


    72491

    think we've all done similar
  13. Thread: sod's law

    by n brown
    Replies
    3
    Views
    303

    sod's law

    daughter had a flat on her Iveco ambulance this morning , so rang breakdown and found it hadn't renewed as she'd thought. . anyway she sorted that and the tyre ,but no breakdown for 24 hrs after...
  14. Thread: whos awake

    by n brown
    Replies
    31,676
    Views
    608,354

    i have to agree, breathing is a very useful skill...

    i have to agree, breathing is a very useful skill to acquire in life , and the pie is beef with a very nice shortcrust pastry which has cornflour and an egg in it and i'm nearly drooling at the...
  15. Thread: whos awake

    by n brown
    Replies
    31,676
    Views
    608,354

    just double-checked and i'm still breathing ,...

    just double-checked and i'm still breathing , which has cheered me up that plus the sunshine and meat pie for dinner ,well, i'm sorted !
  16. Thread: Mont Ventoux

    by n brown
    Replies
    5
    Views
    272

    i first went up it in a Bedford which never made...

    i first went up it in a Bedford which never made it because of overheating , while old grey haired men cycled effortlessly past us on the way to the summit . i last came down it in a VW lt35 with no...
  17. Replies
    0
    Views
    335

    well, he's not a lyre

    72451
  18. Replies
    87
    Views
    2,915

    years ago i overstayed my visa by a lot, and went...

    years ago i overstayed my visa by a lot, and went to the estrangeiros office to sort it out. after a load of heavy stuff about what a criminal thing i'd done, i was fined 1.50
    although there was a...
  19. Thread: struck off

    by n brown
    Replies
    0
    Views
    334

    struck off

    one of our friends has just been struck off . he made the very human error of sleeping with one of his patients, and for this one little mistake, all those years of study , all that expense , has...
  20. Thread: boss

    by n brown
    Replies
    0
    Views
    232

    boss

    boss ;- can you come in on Saturday? i know you like your weekends but i really need you here

    me;- sure , no problem ! although buses are slow on weekends so i'll probably be a bit late

    boss...
  21. Replies
    6
    Views
    381

    wish i'd seen that

    72432 1922 at the University of Toronto, the scientists went to a hospital ward with diabetic children, most of them comatose and dying from diabetic keto-acidosis. This is known as one of...
  22. Thread: zoo

    by n brown
    Replies
    5
    Views
    372

    are you saying this joke is old gnus ?

    are you saying this joke is old gnus ?
  23. Thread: zoo

    by n brown
    Replies
    5
    Views
    372

    zoo

    zookeeper 1 ;- how are the wildebeest behaving ?

    zookeeper 2 ;- well,you know, there's good gnus , and there's bad gnus
  24. Thread: dyslexic

    by n brown
    Replies
    13
    Views
    834

    just read about a dyslexic guy who sold his soul...

    just read about a dyslexic guy who sold his soul to Santa
  25. Thread: wow !

    by n brown
    Replies
    7
    Views
    496

    wow !

    72423
Results 1 to 25 of 500
Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4